And business was booming.

Make your childhood dreams a reality by building the game you always wanted.

You can’t trust pirates; or even people who claim to be one.

Human ingenuity is marvelous.

Everybody loves a good cheat code.

You will never be as badass as this guy.

There are humans who choose to live in the hottest place on Earth.

They still kind of are, but not like they used to be.

Imagine if these folks were on Twitter today.

Scratch this place off your vacation destination list.

Because a failed lift-off attempt is inexcusable.

He’s trying his damnedest to help you out here.

And it’s exactly as dangerous as it sounds.

Some criminals’ plans involve a single step: steal something. And absolutely nothing after that.

It takes a big man to shrug off not being recognized as one of the world’s most important big men.

We’ll take any suggestions we can get our hands on.

She wanted to be a diplomat; instead she became the Gestapo’s most wanted spy.

He may be the biggest 18th century celebrity you’ve never heard of.

This advice is cheaper than Rosetta Stone, and less threatening than the evil Duolingo owl.

This should have been a bigger deal than Watergate.