You can’t trust pirates; or even people who claim to be one.

This should have been a bigger deal than Watergate.

You have no idea how much an owl goes for these days.

Sometimes we wonder if becoming a detective involves taking courses in wizardry.

Lots of things can impact an area’s crime rate. Here are some of the weirder ones.

For all you know, that walker could be home to a plethora of Batman-esque crime-fighting tools.

We pride ourselves on this whole rogue thing. Other people … not so much.

Some kids spend their free time playing video games. Others bust real criminals.

People truly will steal anything to make a quick buck.

Sometimes Batman, sometimes Inspector Gadget; here are some unlikely heroes from the animal kingdom.

Some people do dumb things and land themselves in prison. Others continue to do dumb things while they’re there.

Crime is a fairly consistent aspect of society — until it goes absolutely bonkers.

We love a good story about the genius behind criminal masterminds. These stories are the exact opposite of that.

Imagine being a victim and realizing that Benedict Cumberbatch just saved you from muggers. Nothing would ever feel real again.

Bouncing back from a life of crime is hard enough. Going legit and then becoming famous? Holy crap, that’s a whole other level of awesome.

Did you hear about the time a Rihanna selfie busted illegal animal wranglers? Yeah, it gets a lot weirder than that.

Murder, drug trafficking, bribery, violence … disaster relief? Wait, really?

There are criminals, and then there are CRIMINALS. I mean, why pick a lock when you can blast through a wall with an anti-tank gun?

Some of these sentences that judges handed to criminals are so unusual, they’re not actually even legal.

Gangs and crime go hand in hand. Some specialize in drugs. Others in theft. But some get so specific with their crimes that it feels almost cartoonish.