Cardboard cutouts, pooping geese … sandwiches? All of those and more have triggered emergency responses. And not small ones, either.

We’re not just talking about service animals, here. We’re talking about dogs that replant rainforests and wolverines that rescue avalanche victims.

These magicians didn’t just amaze people from the confines of a stage. They helped shape the world into what it is today.

A guy breaks into museums to hang his own art. A group of thieves steal an entire bridge. Some heists are just too weird to not love.

Don’t ever tell us that board games are boring. But they’re doubly awesome when they shed their fluff and tackle real world issues.

These ladies heard, “You can’t do that; you’re a woman,” and then stuffed that phrase into a cannon and shot it into the sun.

Wait! Before you throw that thing away, are you sure you can’t make something awesome out of it?

The “hooker with a heart of gold” trope suggests finding a prostitute capable of empathy is somehow a rarity. These ladies went waaaaay beyond that shallow cliche.

Man, if you think we have some petty, ridiculous arguments today, you should really see the ones from history. They are wonderfully stupid.

We have to admit, we don’t feel good about laughing at these scams. But we don’t exactly feel bad, either.

When you’ve escaped the jaws of a nine-foot long alligator or paid off your entire school’s lunch debt … feel free to give these kids some life advice.

Sometimes bullies can be reasoned with or ignored. Other times, you have to kick the crap out of 7 of them at the same time.

As long as weird rich people exist, we will always have a financial end to our incredibly bizarre stuff.

It’s one thing to lose business because your products suck. But when you have to close stores because you pissed off an entire culture, that’s next-level ignorance.

It turns out that if you look deep enough, there are some pretty weird things that can shave off thousands from your tax bill.

Anxiety and depression are nothing to play with. If you need help, GET HELP. But while you’re waiting on your appointment, here are some things you can do to help curb it.

Science is weird. That’s a good thing. Not only do we learn new stuff about how the universe works, it provides tons of bizarre studies for us to laugh at.

Gaming is awesome … until you find yourself in front of an actual judge in a real life courtroom.

If you’ve been to Paris or Vegas, you’ve likely walked right over the top of a community of people and not even known it.

It’s kind of weird that we don’t use these things, while the rest of the world does. But the reasons we don’t use them are even weirder.