Do not attempt tumbling while holding a knife.

Drink and tour responsibly.

No bees were harmed in the making of this video.

Drink responsibly.

Don’t make copies of keys you do not own.

Take safety precautions and wear PPE while operating power tools.

Please drink and light responsibly.

Don’t shine laser pointers at eyes.

Please don’t sniff PVC glue.

Don’t tolchock lewdies or crast pretty polly.

Please don’t put plastic in the oven.

Observing the local Solar system

Piracy; it’s technically a crime.

Be careful with your ears, please.

Don’t put unknown devices in anything you care about.

Please use safety gear when doing anything with paintballs.

You may as well have fun with your local paper because no one else will.

Please don’t hang on to expired mayonnaise.

Don’t put ghost peppers in your eyes.

Do not rub your eyes if you get pepper-sprayed. Flush with water. Don’t be us.