Eat radioactive foods at your own risk.

Exposure to radiation is inevitable, but never as dangerous or safe as you assume. Maybe.

Seriously, do not do this.

Even we didn’t do this, so just don’t.

If you’re gonna do it, do it outside and never point the bottle toward people or pets.

Probably best not to try this one yourself.

I don’t know why you would, but don’t do this.

Don’t play with glass, and don’t burgle.

Do not attempt any of the demonstrations shown in this video, please.

Also, all of these probably work better in confined spaces.

This isn’t a super rigorous test; always use an abundance of caution around fires.

Do not attempt the demonstrations in this video.

Please drink and light responsibly.

Don’t put ghost peppers in your eyes.

Do not rub your eyes if you get pepper-sprayed. Flush with water. Don’t be us.

This video features some gagging and mouth noises; it occurs throughout and is mildly gross, but not extremely so.

Don’t eat food 25 years past the expiration date.

… to dispense large amounts of stink, over large areas?