“Don’t do it, but watch us do it.”—Brian Brushwood

Always wear eye protection while throwing sharp objects.

Do not try this at home. It doesn’t even work; we promise.

This episode features some mouth sounds and talking with a mouth full of food.

Sniffing glue is bad.

If you make one yourself, it is vitally imperative that you respect the privacy of others.

Don’t try these… ever.

You better watch out.

Warning: There is no scientific data to back up pain relief claims.

This video features some gagging and mouth noises; it occurs throughout and is mildly gross, but not extremely so.

Please don’t pick fights with bears.

Don’t eat food 25 years past the expiration date.

Please drink cocktails with 3.5oz. of booze… responsibly?

Treat this as a loaded weapon. Be responsible, don’t point it at people, and wear hearing protection.

… to dispense large amounts of stink, over large areas?

With great power comes great responsibility.

Use extreme caution when ordering a daiquiri.

Don’t play with fire or arrows.

Try not to encourage duels for your love.

Be careful when starting fires in the pits of hell.