Everybody fakes it to some extent. Just … some more than others, and to the dumbest extent possible.

Sci-Fi is always awesome. But it’s never more awesome than when it becomes actual reality that you can experience right now.

We have some things to address.

Can’t afford a train ticket? No worries; the United States Postal Service will deliver your kid for fifty cents.

We’re aware that on-set injuries are a thing (just ask Brian). But sometimes, they just get flat-out weird. Like “kicked in the crotch by a horse” weird.

Imagine being a victim and realizing that Benedict Cumberbatch just saved you from muggers. Nothing would ever feel real again.

Bouncing back from a life of crime is hard enough. Going legit and then becoming famous? Holy crap, that’s a whole other level of awesome.

Did you hear about the time a Rihanna selfie busted illegal animal wranglers? Yeah, it gets a lot weirder than that.

According to the Lara Croft Universe, the world is full of untouched treasure troves. Turns out it actually is.

Why waste a great villain in a not-so-great movie? If we had magic Hollywood powers, we’d scoop up those badasses and drop them right down into another franchise.

Murder, drug trafficking, bribery, violence … disaster relief? Wait, really?

Using technology for its intended purpose is lame. We’d much rather control laser guided missiles with an Xbox controller.

There are a lot of good, passable fakes out there for you to get duped by. These are not those.

There are plenty of people out there who “work smart, not hard.” But then there are … uhhh … these people.

Hollywood couldn’t create a piece of fiction more incredible than what these people did in real life.

It’s one thing to just run out of steam and disappear from the spotlight. It’s another to just say, “Screw this” and walk away from it on purpose.

Sometimes art and common sense just don’t mix … and when that happens, the disastrous result can be art in itself.

There are criminals, and then there are CRIMINALS. I mean, why pick a lock when you can blast through a wall with an anti-tank gun?

You think you at least have a rough idea of where common stuff comes from … but then when you look at the history books, things get weird.

We’re all aware that a lot of rich people give money to charities. But very few of them give it ALL to charities.