We pride ourselves on this whole rogue thing. Other people … not so much.

Being arrested for breaking the law is expected when you do bad things. Not so much so when you don’t.

Hey, we get it. Sometimes you just get fed up with playing nice and have a “screw this” moment. Never give these people a reason to reach that point.

Hey, if crime is going to happen, we definitely prefer it to be carried out by people so hopelessly inept that they basically catch themselves.