Let’s just go ahead and use this as a basic rogue-type lesson on how to NOT act when practicing the ancient art of tourism.

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: We will never, ever get tired of “instant karma” stories.

There’s nothing better to lift the spirits than confronting the knowledge that you will never be as successful as these animals.

Did you know that criminals constantly butt-dial 911 while committing crimes? They do. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for ridiculous emergency calls.

Hey, everyone makes bad decisions from time to time. But most people’s brain farts don’t accidentally burn down a town or flood a large section of the Midwest.

Hey, we all make mistakes. You can either learn from them and move on … or you can make up the most ridiculous excuse for your actions. These people took the latter option.

The Modern Rogue will never, ever condone stealing. But we have to admit that not every thief is a black-hearted ball of evil. Sometimes, they’re these people …

Did you know that the smell of Play-Doh is trademarked? Or that the government may own the rain in your state?

No, we will never, ever get tired of making fun of clueless companies who shoot themselves in the foot with their own ads. Ever.

Hey, when you gotta pay the rent, no job is too weird. Well … most of the time.

Humans may be the most dominant species on the planet, but sometimes when it comes to confronting animals, it’s best to just walk away.

Did you hear the one about the dead pope who was dug up, put on trial and then executed? It’s not a joke … that actually happened.

We’re starting to think that big corporations have absolutely no clue how humans work.

Gangs and crime go hand in hand. Some specialize in drugs. Others in theft. But some get so specific with their crimes that it feels almost cartoonish.

If becoming an astronaut was easy, everyone would do it. But it’s not just the difficulty that puts people off. It turns out being an astronaut can be straight-up WEIRD.

We imagine that police investigations aren’t exactly easy. But we found some that, if we were cops, would make us question our own sanity.

There’s nothing in the world quite as satisfying as spiteful revenge. Except maybe petty revenge. These stories are a combination of both.

Cardboard cutouts, pooping geese … sandwiches? All of those and more have triggered emergency responses. And not small ones, either.

A guy breaks into museums to hang his own art. A group of thieves steal an entire bridge. Some heists are just too weird to not love.

Don’t ever tell us that board games are boring. But they’re doubly awesome when they shed their fluff and tackle real world issues.