There are criminals, and then there are CRIMINALS. I mean, why pick a lock when you can blast through a wall with an anti-tank gun?

Though horrifying, finding a foreign object in your food usually has a reasonable explanation. Other times ... not so much.

Sometimes, the most creative, sharp-witted rogues are actually sitting with a gavel in their hand.

“I’m bored. What to make a computer and break into the prison network?”