Superheroes are real. Or at least—people who masquerade as them are.

Did you know that criminals constantly butt-dial 911 while committing crimes? They do. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for ridiculous emergency calls.

“Inept criminals” is one of our favorite subjects. But, man, seeing them in action on video … that makes us a whole new level of giddy.

Hey, if crime is going to happen, we definitely prefer it to be carried out by people so hopelessly inept that they basically catch themselves.

Sometimes bullies can be reasoned with or ignored. Other times, you have to kick the crap out of 7 of them at the same time.